Sunrise
on a tangled web
Bill Meredith
My wife’s interest in animals historically
has been based on the number of legs involved.
Two seems to be the preferred number; she enjoys
meeting people, and will talk even to strangers
on the telephone, cheerfully exchanging family
anecdotes and shopping tips with telemarketers.
The leg rule has been extended to four in a few
cases; for example, she tolerated my daughter’s
cat several years ago, even when it became
senile in its old age and developed the habit of
going to sleep in the kitchen window and falling
into the dishwater in the sink. But the limit is
set there; if more than four legs are present,
her only interest has been in extermination…
until recently.
She is an early riser, and habitually sits in
a rocking chair facing the kitchen window to
savor her morning coffee. By a happy coincidence
of geography and celestial mechanics, the house
is situated at an angle that allows the first
rays of the rising sun to come in through that
window and strike the leg of the china closet
where, early this summer, a very small spider
decided to build its web. It was not the
elaborate sort known as an orb web, whose
geometric symmetry traditionally captures the
admiration of arachnophiles; instead, it was the
kind usually called a "cobweb," a
random network of threads that suggests the
builder either had lost the plans or was drunk,
or maybe both. Hence you can imagine my surprise
(or, probably you can’t) a month or so ago
when I got up earlier than usual one morning and
came into the kitchen to find my wife staring at
the web in utter fascination.
When she urged me to sit down and gaze at it
with her, my first thought was that she had
undergone an epiphany of some sort. Maybe, like
St. Augustine, she had suddenly perceived the
divine in animal life… or perhaps after
knowing me for over 50 years she had suddenly
absorbed some of my interest in the variety of
the living world. Then, in a more cynical vein,
I thought perhaps the structure of the web
appealed to her sense of order. As it turned
out, neither was the case; it was a symptom that
her cataracts were getting worse.
It seems that the silk strands in the web
were acting as prisms; the morning sunlight,
already reddened by passing through the curved
atmosphere of the earth at a low angle, was
diffracted into a rainbow of colors by every
fiber. The effect this display had on my wife
was enhanced by her cataracts; they made the
colors blur and merge with each other, so that
looking at the web while rocking back and forth
produced the same mesmerizing effect as peering
into a kaleidoscope. So despite having twice the
maximum permissible number of legs, the spider
was allowed to remain in the kitchen.
Our spider proved to be a remarkably tidy
housekeeper. The web is made of silk which is
secreted by a series of six tiny nozzles or
spinnerets at the back end of the body. The silk
is not sticky itself; the stickiness comes from
tiny globules of a glue-like material, which are
deposited on each strand. Its function, of
course, is to catch small insects, which the
spider eats, and it will not work if it gets
covered with dust; so the spider keeps it clean
it by eating old strands when they get dusty and
recycling the silk, or sometimes by abandoning
the old web if it gets dirty too fast, and
moving to a new site. An active web is kept
clean; the stereotypic dusty cobweb is a vacant
house, a sign that the occupant has moved on. In
our case, our spider seemed to like the location
under the china closet; the web was kept in
immaculate, dust-free condition, and blazed with
color every morning, except when the sky was
overcast.
A few weeks ago the time came for my wife to
have her cataract removed. She came through the
procedure without complications; her vision
improved several-fold, and I was concerned for
the welfare of the spider over the next few
days. There were a few tense moments when she
noticed the accumulation of small insect
carcasses on the floor under the web, which had
not been visible to her before the operation;
but apparently the sparkling colors produced by
the web in the morning sunlight are still
sufficiently entrancing to guarantee its safety
for a while. There yet may be hope for
biodiversity. However, the leg rule can be
stretched only so far, as the centipede that
sneaked in through the garage door learned
yesterday, to its short-lived dismay.