The ventriloquist tells an hour of sexist jokes and the woman tries to keep her anger to herself. The last straw occurs when the ventriloquist asks his dummy what he did Sunday.

The dummy tells him he spent the day in a chair on the front porch at home. The ventriloquist asks if he got some rest and the dummy says "No, a woman kept coming out of her house ever hour to check her mail box.

She got madder and madder until I couldn't take it any more, and so I yelled out to her that there is no mail delivery on Sunday."

The ventriloquist then asks the dummy "What did she say to that."

The dummy replies "She said, I know, but I just got a new computer and it keeps telling me that I've got mail"

At this point the blond in the audience blows up, jumps out of her seat and starts shouting that she has heard enough of this rubbish that is so degrading to women.

The ventriloquist starts to apologize to the angry woman and starts to explain that it's all in fun.

The blond woman gets mad and tells the ventriloquist to shut up and that he's next after she finishes with the little guy.

Well during a discussion among the club's membership board at St. Andrews in 1858, one of the members pointed out that it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch. By limiting himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the Scots figured a round of golf was finished when the Scotch ran out.

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• By the time he was twelve years old, Daniel Boone was already an expert hunter and trapper.
• If all the gold suspended in the earth's oceans was "mined", there would be enough for every person on earth to receive 9 pounds!