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Dear Tech
Support: Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...
and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall
performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5. and then
installed undesirable programs such as
NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA
3.6.
Conversation
8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Reply from
the Technical Side:
Dear
Desperate:
First keep in
mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while husband
1.0 is an Operating System.
Try to enter
the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to
download Tears 6.2, which should
automatically install Guilt 3.0.
If that
application works as designed Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers
3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer
6.1 is a very nasty program that will
create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION:
Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0
is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance.
I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie
7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Submitted
by Julie, Middleburg, Md.
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge
n' Mary.
Submitted by Debbie, Middletown,
Md.
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One evening an old Cherokee told his
grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.
He said, "My son, the battle is between
two wolves. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false
pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace,
love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy,
generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute
and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one
you feed."
Submitted by Linn, Hagerstown, Md.
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Finally, the technical explanation all
male strive to achieve.....
understanding women take 2
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