Two boys in Boston were
playing basketball when one of them was attacked by ...
...
a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the other boy a ripped board off a near by fence, wedged it
into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's
neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston
Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview
the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop,
beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves
Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the
little hero interjected. "Sorry," replied the reporter. "But
since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter
began "John Kerry Fan rescues Friend From Horrific Dog
Attack."
"But I'm not a Kerry fan either,"
the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed
everybody in this state was either for the Celtics or Kerry
or Kennedy."
"What team or person do you like? "
"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I
really like George W. Bush" the boy says. Hitting the delete
key, the reporter begins again,
"Arrogant Little Conservative
Delinquent Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Submitted by Dick, Williamsport,
Md.
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