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Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter America."
Mujibar said, "I am ready now sir for taking your testing."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at Microsoft on the Help Desk.
Submitted by Vicki, Downingtown, Pa.
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A man showed up for work one morning.
He was immediately greeted by giggles of the two secretaries in the office he had to pass through on the way to his vice-president's office. "What is so funny?"
The blonde said, "You have black smudge on your left cheek!"
The exec replied, "Oh, I can explain that."
The other secretary said, "Oh, yeah? How?"
"I took my wife to the train station to depart on a one-month vacation," the executive said, "and after I kissed her good-bye, I went up to the engine, and I kissed it, too!"
Submitted by Andy, Gettysburg, PA.
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A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."
His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine - just released from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was
out cold! At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent me."
Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa.
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Hey check this out .... download video
Submitted by Jen, Emmitsburg, Md.
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