• After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment... (10/12)
• A wife was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV (9/19)
• A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar... (8/22)
• A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot (8/15)
• I called my daughter long-distance just to say hello ... (6/17)
• One night a fellow drove his secretary home... (6/8)
• The Birth Order (5/30)
• As a resident physician in radiology (5/23)
• A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove... (4/15)
• A hooded robber burst into a bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash (3/24)
• Parenthood (3/14)
• The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting (2/23)
• What it Really Means (2/21)
• After 50 years of marriage the couple was sitting at the dinner table... (1/21)
• I just got off the phone with a friend in Minnesota (1/7)
• What Men Call their Women (1/3)

2010

• When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper... (10/18)
• Bald men believe that they are bald because (10/15)
• Proof that Men Have Better Friends... (9/10)
• Men are like ... (9/8)
• My husband decided life would be easier if he wired a new light switch... (9/3)
• A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court... (8/23)
• Entries to competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic (8/13)
• Hello, my name is Quinn, and I'm nine months old (7/28)
• Signs Found In Kitchens (6/25)
• I saw a new local ad campaign being run for the northern snow birds... (6/18)
• Ten Commandments of Marriage (6/9)
• Master List of Mom Wisdom/Sayings (5/24)
• After driving up and down several lanes (5/21)
• On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den... (5/19)
• What it REALLY means (4/26)
• Telltale Signs of Being a Mother (4/26)
• A husband was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass (4/26)
• While I was working in the men's section of a department store... (4/19)
• The room was full of pregnant women and their partners... (4/16)
• Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk... (4/14)
• An Alberta farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's... (4/14)
• Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore... (4/12)
• One day while driving home when man realized that it was his daughter's birthday... (3/29)
• What I don't do... (2/24)
• Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married... (2/5)
• The Birth Order (2/3)
• Housecleaning (or maybe not...) (1/4)

2009

• My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company (12/16)
• A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband (12/14)
• My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage (12/9)
• An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen... (11/4)
• Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together... (10/26)
• A guy was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck... (10/23)
• My wife has not spoken to me in three days (10/21)
• A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven (10/16)
• My parents had not been out together in quite some time (10/14)
• Telltale Signs of Being a Mother (10/12)
• Bob went over to his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife (10/7)
• My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company (10/2)
• While I was working in the men's section of a department store... (9/23)
• My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child (9/21)
• A couple just started their Lamaze class... (9/14)
• Two men who haven't seen each other for many years meet on the street (8/31)
• A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit... (8/10)
• Women Quotes (8/5)
• Application To Date My Daughter (7/15)
• A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife (7/8)
• A US tourists in the Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a souvenir shop (7/6)
• Friday evening a notorious murderer has just escaped from Texas State Prison (7/1)
• A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name (6/28)
• 14 Simple test before you decide to have children (6/26)
• A dad picked him up from school one afternoon (6/5)
• Vandals had set fire to a farmer’s haystack which then spread to his barn (5/20)
• Two guys were sitting around talking one day (5/8)
• Men Are Just Happier People (4/8)
• A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals (3/20)
• Two cannibals were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat (2/18)
• Marriage and Men (2/13)
• The Most Important Discoveries (1/28)
• A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies (1/23)
• A young man and his wife were having marriage problems... (1/12)
• Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog... (1/7)

2008

• A husband, fresh out of gift ideas... (12/22)
• A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart (12/19)
• A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing (12/19)
• Wifely Quotes - take 4 (12/12)
• On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it... (12/10)
• There was this artist who worked from a studio in his home (12/1)
• A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity... (11/21)
• The She-Devil's Guide to Diving a Man Crazy (11/17)
• A minister was delivering a sermon on sin (11/12)
• The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said... (11/7)
• Wifely quotes take 2 (11/5)
• Wifely quotes - collected over the years (10/20)
• For Trade: One 16 year old who knows everything (10/20)
• After going through Lamaze classes with his expectant wife... (9/17)
• A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him (8/29)
• An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other (8/27)
• A man charges into a bank wearing a ski mask and wielding a handgun (8/22)
• A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery (8/1)
• A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... (7/28)
• A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion... (7/23)
• After the sermon was over, one member of the congregation had lingered... (7/16)
• A guy in a bar was talking about how he always watched his wedding video backwards (7/11)
• An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting (7/7)
• A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia (6/2)
• Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork (5/26)
• Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together... (4/23)
• A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field (4/21)
• Two guys are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide (4/18)
• A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' (4/16)
• By all Means... Marry! (3/14)
• A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money (3/7)
• Difference between Men and Women (2/29)
• A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray... (2/20)
• At a marriage seminar held by the local Catholic church... (2/18)
• Red Skelton's Recipe for the Perfect Marriage (2/4)
• Why Guys Can't Win (1/21)
• Out to dinner, a man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant... (1/14)
• A man walks to the corner of Oxford Street and Regent Street in London... (1/9)
• A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tree stand early one cold December morning (1/2)

2007

• When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise... (12/10)
• A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home (12/7)
• Toddler Miracle Diet (11/30)
• A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41... (11/28)
• A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot (11/26)
• How to speak about women and be politically correct (11/19)
• The computer company, where my wife works, distributed a corporate-clothing catalogue (11/14)
• A prospective juror was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter... (10/19)
• Marriage one liners ... (10/15)
• Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband... (10/12)
• When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion... (10/12)
• After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments... (10/1)
• I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter (9/12)
• A son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" (9/7)
• My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap... (9/3)
• A man walks into the street and manages to hail a taxi just going by (8/24)
• On Marriage (8/13)
• After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client (8/8)
• The Most Important Discoveries (7/20)
• When I returned home from college, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator... (7/11)
• My wife and I were at my high school reunion (7/7)
• A little girl and a little boy were at daycare (6/27)
• Marriage and Men (6/15)
• When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise... (6/11)
• Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man (6/6)
• Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding (5/25)
• Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday ... (5/2)
• A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said ... (4/9)
• Marriage Quotes (4/9)
• A humorous look at marriage, life and getting old ... (4/2)
• Marriage One-liners (3/30)
• A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months... (2/23)
• While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a cafe ... (2/16)
• Marriage as seen thought the eyes of the famous and not so famous... (1/29)
• A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect (1/26)
• I was married 25 years ago. I took a look at my wife one day and said ... (1/17)

2006

• A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious young sons ... (10/16)
• We've been trying to save money because the mortgage payments ... (8/9)
• While I was watching golf last weekend ... (8/4)
• A Mother's Dictionary ... (7/14)
• Why We Split Up (6/2)
• When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car... (5/26)
• Two women were discussing marriage and one said ... (5/19)
• How To Know You're Ready For Parenthood (5/15)
• In between watching sporting, hunting & fishing shows a couple weeks back ... (5/3)
• Child rearing FAQs (4/26)
• Marriage is ... (4/5)
• A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant (3/31)
• "Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle (3/24)
• A wife was rather taken by cars ... (3/15)
• An itinerant preached of the hellfire and damnation variety accosted ... (3/10)
• One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife ... (2/24)
• A women bought a new line of cosmetics guaranteed to make her looks years longer (2/10)
• Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender ... (1/25)
• A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife (1/18)
• An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. (1/11)

2005

• A Man sits down in a restaurant and asks the waitress: "Do you serve breakfast here?" (11/18)
• The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." (11/16)
• Words with two meanings (10/31)
• Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see ... (10/21)
• Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good (10/7)
• A man showed up for work one morning (8/15)
• The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. (7/22)
• There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years (7/6)
• A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary ... (3/4)
• A couple were eating in a restaurant when the wife looks and sees a man in a drunken stupor. (2/28)
• Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits ... (1/28)
• My wife and I have now divorced and in the divorce settlement ... (1/18)
• A priest stops a woman after Mass and says "Hi Mrs. Smith ... (1/3)

2004

• A man and his wife were giving each other the silent treatment. (12/8)
• Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin. He is in need of a new milk cow ... (11/24)
• True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys ... (11/15)
• A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years together ... (11/3)
• The ten Commandments of married life (7/7)
• A husband and wife are getting ready for bed ... (6/14)
• God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." (4/26)
• Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died ... (4/12)
• A young couple were on their honeymoon ... (4/2)
• A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks ... (3/10)
• A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. (3/8)
• Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears (2/16)
• The tiresome jury selection process continued ... (1/30)
• One man exclaimed to his friend, "I just had another fight with my wife!" (1/14)
• Damned If You Do or Don't (1/12)
• A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him ... (1/9)

2003

• It's a wife's job to listen to her husband... (10/24)
• A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day. (10/22)
• The Smith's went to the dentist's office, and Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. (10/8)
• Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run ... (9/29)
• A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" (9/8)
• While attending a marriage seminar on communication ...  (9/5)
• A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. (8/13)
• In case you were wondering what makes a divorce lawyer grin ... (8/4)
• Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital ... (8/1)
• Dating Rules for Overly Protective Dads (7/11)
• A collection of men's thoughts on their wives ... (6/25)
• A woman's husband dies leaving her $20,000.  (6/23)
• A TV reporter did a story on gender roles in Iraq several years before the Gulf War (5/28)
• Larry wakes up with a huge hangover... (3/28)
• A man is in court for murder and the judge says... (2/21)
• Grandpa's Words of Wisdom (1/24)
• Words Women Use (1/17)
• A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home (1/13)

2002

• A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. (12/11)
• Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage ... (12/4)
• You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or ... (11/15)
• In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear (11/13)
• Romance Mathematics (11/6)
• A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times ... (10/28)
• Mary was married to a male chauvinist ... (9/30)
• New additions to the periodic table of elements ... (9/13)
• A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. (8/23)
• One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. (8/19)
• While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe ... (8/7)
• For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer. (7/24)
• As women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping (7/8)
• A married couple is driving along a highway the wife behind the wheel. (6/24)
• The lighter side of parenting ... (6/21)
• If a mothers job description was professionally written ... (5/20)
• A mild-mannered man is tired of his wife always bossing him around ... (5/8)
• A Mother's Dictionary (4/12)
• Women's Quote of the Day - Men's Counter Quote (4/3)
• A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away (3/1)
• Proof that marriages exist in the animal kingdom (2/15)
• A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. (2/1)
• A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. (1/28)

2001

• Marriage Mathematics & Statistics..... (12/10)
• The CIA had an opening for an assassin. (12/7)
• A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. (11/7)
• A couple was in a accident where the woman's face was severely burned. (10/24)
• There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of: (10/19)
• Why the best sources of advice on how to raise teenagers is a veterinarian. (10/1)
• A man asks his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" (8/24)
• For thousands of years men have tried to understand the rules of women.  (7/6)
• A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. (6/4)
• What Men Expect in a Wife (5/3)
• A devoted wife was taking care of her husband , . . (5/2)
• New modern day definitions for the modern mother (5/1)
• When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth ... (4/24)
• Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? (3/3)
• A Farmer was married to his nagging wife who made his life miserable. (3/28)
• Woman's Wine Quote: (3/27)
• The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist ... (3/21)
• God's Children by Bill Cosby ... (3/21)
• A man was in a terrible accident and his "manhood" was mangled ...  (3/16)
• A Newlywed's Diary: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. (3/12)
• Kids: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. (2/17)
• The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. (2/13)
• An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender ... (2/9)
• A man was walking down a beach and saw a bottle floating in the surf. (2/2)
• Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. (2/1)
• A man in his 40's was out driving his BMW at top speed ... (1/31)
• A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. (1/23)
• A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. (1/19)
• Some common questions about pregnancy: (1/18)
• Great truths about life that adults have learned: (1/16)
• Ellie visited a psychic of some local repute. (1/12)

2000

• There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. (12/19)
• A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. (12/12)
• A man will ... A women will ... (12/5)
• Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results (11/26)
• The Elements (11/21)
• A man was complaining ... (11/18)
• Job description position for a Mom (11/17)
• A man and a woman who have never met before ... (11/16)
• Whenever your child/children are out of control ... (11/8)
• One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church ... (10/28)
• "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." (10/19)
• A man staggered into an emergency room with two black eyes ... (10/18)
• A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity ... (10/10)
• Retrospective Mourning (10/9)
• A man returning home a day early from a business trip ... (9/27)
• After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone (9/12)
• A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary (8/31)
• Three Men and Their Wives (8/25)
• A Rabbi's advice (8/25)
• The greatest excuse for speeding (8/21)
• Upgrading from Girlfriend 7.0 to Partner 1.0 (8/19)
• A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away... (8/18)
• Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable ... (8/17)
• This husband and wife were playing golf one day ... (8/15)
• A man takes his wife to the stock show and they start heading down the alley ...  (8/12)
• Last Confession (8/8)
• Child Birth (8/7)
• Differences (8/5)
• Affairs (8/2)
• Three women were sitting around talking about their husband's ...  (8/1)