Samsung Electronics

• Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?".
• Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
• Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?".

RAC Motoring Services

• Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?
• Operator: Doesn't the product give you a clue?

• Caller: "I'd like the RSPCA please".
• Operator: "Where are you calling from?".
• Caller: "The living room".

• Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
• Customer: "OK".
• Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
• Customer: "No".
• Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?".
• Customer: "No".
• Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?".
• Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".
• Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?".
• Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?".

British Rail

• Customer: "How much does it cost to Bath on the train?"
• Operator: "If you can get your feet in the sink, then it's free."

• Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?"
• Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
• Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
• Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play it safe and hit a 4-iron then a wedge.

The golfer was insulted and proceeded to berate the caddy on the tee telling him that he was a better golfer than that and how dare he under estimate his game.

So, giving in the caddy handed the gentleman the four-wood he had asked for.

He proceeded to top the ball and watched as it folled about fifteen yards off the front of the tee.

• Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your College room mate used to play.
• 16. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
• You checked your blow-dryer to see if it was Y2K compliant.
• Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
• You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
• Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
• You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
• The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
• Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
• You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
• Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.