I was
sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang...
... "Hello?" I said. A girl's voice came
over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?" I live by myself, and my
name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was
bored. I replied, "I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a
message?"
"Do you know what time he'll be back?"
she responded.
"I think he said he'd be home around
10:00."
Silence on the other end... a confused
silence.
"Is this Steve?"
My name isn't Steve, either. This was
definitely a wrong number.
So I replied, "Yes, it is. Do you want
to leave a message for Ben?"
"Well... he said he would be home
tonight and asked me to call him," she said in a slightly irritated
voice.
I replied, "Well, he went out with
Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00."
A shocked voice now: "Who's Karen?!"
"The girl he went out with."
"I know that! I mean... who is she?"
"I don't know her last name. Look, do
you want me to leave a message for Ben?"
"Yes... please do. Tell him to call me
when he gets home."
She was sounding pretty irate at this
point, and I could hear her temper flaring. "I sure will. Is this
Jennifer?"
She exploded, "Who's Jennifer?"
Apparently she wasn't.
"Well... he's going out with Jennifer
at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry... it was an honest mistake."
"Ben's the one that's made the mistake!
Tell him that Alice called him and the she's very upset and that I would
like him to call me as soon as he gets home."
I smiled and said, "Okay, I will... but
Becky isn't going to like this..."
-- Click -- .
Submitted by Bill, Ardmore, Pa.
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