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- In the beginning, God created heaven and earth (10/20)
- A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." (10/12)
- A professor was giving a big test one day to his students (9/23)
- An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam... (9/19)
- A buddy and I were golfing one afternoon and getting somewhat bored with the round (9/9)
- A cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy (8/22)
- How dry is it in Texas! (8/8)
- A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around (7/22)
- A Brief History of Time (7/20)
- One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot (7/13)
- A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party... (6/3)
- The kids filed back into class Monday morning (5/23)
- Classic Bumper Stickers (5/6)
- There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident... (4/18)
- A mother firefly was taking her children for a walk near dusk... (4/18)
- One semester an art-student asked a friend if he could paint his portrait (4/8)
- Here are some actual answers from he game show Family Fortunes in the UK (4/6)
- My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes (4/6)
- Moses and Jesus are part of a Threesome playing golf one day (3/30)
- Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." (3/21)
- A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?" (3/14)
- Two Liners... (3/11)
- Proof that you can't ever underestimate the creativeness of boys for mischief (3/11)
- A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad (3/9)
- 10 Step Guide For The Do-It-Yourself Handyman (3/4)
- A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee... (2/23)
- As an instructor in driver education I've learned that even the brightest students... (2/21)
- The Commanding Officer at the Russian Military Academy (2/14)
- A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn (1/24)
- My Grandmother a feisty 91 and living alone in a small town in Oregon... (1/21)
- Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit (1/19)
- A stark naked, drunken woman jumped into a taxi in downtown New Delhi (1/17)
- A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance... (1/12)
- It was a tough year, but I made it! But not everyone is as lucky as I am... (1/7)
2010
- During the historic first manned mission to Mars... (12/17)
- Old Farmer's Advice (12/10)
- An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst (12/8)
- Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain (12/6)
- A man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler... (12/1)
- See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we've all heard? (11/17)
- Charlie's wife, Debbie, had been after him for several weeks... (11/17)
- Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire (11/1)
- Comments taken from police car videos around the country... (10/6)
- An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist...
(9/24)
- Nine Ways Not To Start Your Police Report (9/22)
- A school teacher was quizzing her students (9/17)
- Things your Mother would NEVER say... (9/15)
- During a practical exercise at a military police base... (9/3)
- Farmer Josh killed a pig and hung it up for the night... (8/25)
- An airplane is coming to land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility... (8/25)
- One morning as Professor Thompson was leaving for the college (8/23)
- Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale... (8/13)
- In a physics course, which involved light, electricity and magnetism... (8/9)
- There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks (8/9)
- Signs you're watching too much TV (7/28)
- A recently retired Nebraska farmer went to Dallas for the first
vacation... (7/14)
- One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his backyard and heard an
owl hoot (7/14)
- A letter form a son at school to his father ... (7/12)
- My mother asked, "How do those car phones work when the sun goes down?" (6/30)
- Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest
(6/25)
- There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day... (6/21)
- Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad
for an accountant (6/14)
- A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle
(6/9)
- Tired of the inconvenience of driving from the airport to his
country cottage (6/9)
- Life's Crazy Rules (6/7)
- Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams (6/4)
- A businessman was in a great deal of trouble (5/26)
- A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow... (5/24)
- A man who was unemployed for several months... (5/21)
- A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory (5/10)
- Three tourists climbed up a tower ... (5/7)
- The Basic Rules for Clotheslines (4/23)
- I had given our daughter, who was 15 at the time, a drivers manual (4/19)
- A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner (4/16)
- John and Jake went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days (4/7)
- Some tips on better camping (4/2)
- Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room... (3/29)
- One day during cooking class... (3/15)
- A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? (3/12)
- One day an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo... (3/12)
- What Movies Have Taught Us (3/8)
- After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division... (3/5)
- Theory of M&M Evolution (2/28)
- Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed... (2/24)
- A passenger train is creeping along, slowly (2/22)
- After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen (2/22)
- Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life... (2/15)
- One semester when my brother was attending college, an art-student friend... (2/15)
- A psychology student was to help a professor in conducting a personality test (2/15)
- Humor in Music (2/1)
- As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School... (1/30)
- There was a poor old Irish cobbler... (1/25)
- A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway (1/22)
- I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms (1/18)
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher (1/18)
- What You May Not Know 'Bout Noah.... (1/15)
- The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my office... (1/11)
- As the coals from our barbecue burned down... (1/6)
- A cruise ship hired a magician to entertain the passengers (1/4)
2009
- The 10 year old boy arrived home from school in a very sorry state (12/18)
- A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day (12/16)
- I'd Like to thank Wal-Mart for having 25 checkout lanes and only three open (12/14)
- Coco-Cola in Israel (12/11)
- Visiting Australia (12/9)
- As a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day... (12/9)
- A young woman was preparing a ham dinner (12/4)
- A manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man (12/4)
- Rummaging through her attic one day... (11/30)
- A rich Texan walked into the offices of the president of a small Texas college... (11/30)
- A man was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school... (11/25)
- At the outpatient surgery center where I work... (11/25)
- A boy from Duluth, Minnesota had heard stories of an amazing family tradition (11/20)
- A true story out of San Francisco... (11/18)
- In Praise of Humour (11/18)
- As a crowded airliner is about to takeoff, the peace is suddenly shattered... (11/18)
- Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked... (11/16)
- Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in California... (11/11)
- My friend and I joined a weight-loss organization (11/9)
- The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef (11/4)
- Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help (11/2)
- Housecleaning Hints (11/2)
- Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain (10/26)
- A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer (10/26)
- There once was a 94 year old nun back in the 1890s... (10/23)
- A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice (10/21)
- A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery... (10/19)
- As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers (10/16)
- Several racehorses are in a stable (10/12)
- A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient... (10/2)
- When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant... (9/25)
- Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves... (9/25)
- "How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman... (9/21)
- I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon... (9/14)
- The home-owner was delighted with the way the painter... (9/11)
- In Washington State, a little north of Seattle, is a river called the Stillaguamish (9/7)
- Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee... (9/7)
- A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach (9/4)
- A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway (8/31)
- Some wonderful English signs from around the world (8/26)
- The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife... (8/21)
- My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank (8/19)
- The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad (8/17)
- A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss (8/3)
- There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel (8/3)
- Quiz for people who know everything! (7/22)
- E-mail Commandments (7/20)
- A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store (7/15)
- You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When... (7/10)
- A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast... (7/8)
- Proofreading is a dying art, would you say? (6/12)
- The farmer's son was returning from the market... (6/10)
- How about a math problem? (6/8)
- A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town... (6/1)
- The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred Police Dog $25." (5/20)
- Geological engineers recently surveyed some property in New England... (5/15)
- A salesman dropped in to see a business customer (5/13)
- In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge... (4/27)
- A man received a bill for his, as yet unused credit card, stating that he owed $0.00 (4/20)
- A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" (4/13)
- The Judge asked the defendant... (4/3)
- My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time (4/30)
- I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming (4/30)
- A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit (3/27)
- Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready (3/27)
- Chef's Dictionary (3/23)
- A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis (3/20)
- Intelligence Test (3/9)
- A man is lost in the Sahara desert (3/2)
- All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow (2/27)
- You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If... (2/25)
- A woman is in a grocery store and happens upon a grandpa... (2/23)
- Bubba walked into a doctor's office... (2/20)
- This is an old British (1930/40ish) limerick... (2/20)
- A prominent University of Wisconsin, Madison, professor... (2/16)
- One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized... (2/13)
- A rich American tourist was holidaying overseas, and was intent on seeing the Pope (2/9)
- A policeman pulled over a car over and told the driver him that because... (2/2)
- How To Tell That Your Daily Newspaper Is In Trouble (1/28)
- Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew... (1/28)
- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness (1/26)
- The Devil tells a salesman, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous... (1/21)
- Tools Explained (1/19)
- A tour guide was talking with a group of school kids at Yellowstone Park... (1/14)
- Car Insurance Excuses (1/12)
- After serious & cautious consideration... (1/5)
2008
- A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track (12/5)
- A steeplechase jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse (11/17)
- A woman walks into a butcher's shop... (11/12)
- Why engineers don't write recipe books (11/10)
- When I went to get my driver's license renewed... (11/3)
- Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews (10/27)
- There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas (10/22)
- Bother Your Banker (10/15)
- There are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe... (10/8)
- The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson... (10/3)
- After my wonderful vacation in Bali, I boarded my flight back to New York ... (10/1)
- One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot (9/29)
- A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up (9/26)
- How To Get Your Self Noticed At Your Class Reunion (9/26)
- How To Tell That Your New Business May Be Lacking (9/22)
- Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street... (9/19)
- A father and son went fishing one day (9/15)
- When the store manager returned from lunch (9/12)
- Why there has been a fallout in Movie Attendance (9/12)
- A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch... (9/5)
- As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy... (9/3)
- Do you need a new message on your answering machine? (8/29)
- As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning... (8/27)
- A duck hunter needed a new bird dog (8/22)
- While shopping two nuns happened to pass by the beer store... (8/20)
- You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada... (8/18)
- When the graveside service had no more than terminated... (8/15)
- Rules for driving (8/11)
- Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device... (8/11)
- A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle... (8/1)
- Yo momma's so fat ... (7/30)
- Yo momma's so stupid ... (7/28)
- The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man... (7/25)
- Alaska Fishing (7/21)
- A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold (7/14)
- An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... (7/11)
- A man went to the cinema. As he sat down to watch the film... (7/7)
- A local business was looking for office help (7/7)
- A News photographer called the local airport to charter a flight (6/27)
- An Irish priest is transferred to Texas... (6/16)
- There's a man trying to cross the street (6/6)
- The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women... (5/28)
- Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are (5/clean_26)
- How to tell if your favorite grocery store is going to be shut down soon (5/16)
- A teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body (5/12)
- A man went to the cinema. As he sat down to watch the film and his eyes... (5/9)
- Items From the Food Periodic Table (5/9)
- A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane... (5/7)
- A woman was lamenting that she had gained weight (5/5)
- A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands (5/5)
- IRS Rebate Check (5/5)
- In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today ... (5/2)
- A man decided to decorate his bedroom. He wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper... (4/25)
- A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law (4/18)
- In the beginning, God created heaven and earth... (4/13)
- A old snake goes to see his Doctor (4/9)
- A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill (4/7)
- A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard ... (4/4)
- A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked... (3/24)
- More notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school (3/21)
- Oath of Enlistments (3/14)
- A man was waiting at an intersection for a circus to pass by... (3/7)
- A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away (3/5)
- A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean (3/5)
- A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring... (3/3)
- A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store (2/25)
- Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground (2/25)
- A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful crop this fall (2/22)
- A new retiree greeter at Walmart just couldn't seem to get to work on time (2/22)
- A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting (2/20)
- A dentist ran out of anesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled (2/18)
- An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name... (2/8)
- A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day (1/28)
- A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff (1/21)
- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink (1/16)
- An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard ... (1/11)
- A man owned a small farm in Iowa... (1/9)
2007
- Rules of Etiquette When the Power is Out Due to an Ice Storm (12/19)
- A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix (12/17)
- More Automobile Acronyms (12/14)
- Test your math!!! (12/5)
- Funny Signs (12/5)
- A man arrives at the theater to see the latest production... (12/3)
- School Best Sellers (11/30)
- I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month... (11/26)
- An old man was a witness in a burglary case (11/19)
- Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own... (11/12)
- Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. A little girl was softly sobbing (11/9)
- Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town... (11/7)
- During a airline flight a Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms (10/29)
- A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer (10/clean_26)
- One of the world's greatest scientists was also the original absent-minded professor (10/17)
- A young blonde man volunteered for military service during World War II (10/15)
- It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum... (10/8)
- Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals... (10/5)
- A Northern couple was visiting the deep south had stopped along a dark back road for a rest (10/1)
- A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party... (9/28)
- A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission... (9/28)
- The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted (9/26)
- A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites (9/clean_26)
- Camping Tips (9/21)
- One evening two vampire bats were hanging out in their cave (9/14)
- An Open Letter to the People of the United States (9/10)
- Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria (8/27)
- Some time ago there was an old Native American who wanted a loan for $500 (8/24)
- Some thoughts on the self by Anthony De Mello (8/3)
- A guy is sitting in a bar having a quiet drink when a nice looking blond ... (8/1)
- A man boarded an airplane with a box of crabs from the Chesapeake Bay (7/clean_25)
- A firm put a sign in the window saying "Help Wanted" ... (7/20)
- I dialed a number and got the following recording: (7/20)
- A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street ... (7/16)
- On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft ... (7/9)
- While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window (7/2)
- A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation (6/20)
- A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman... (6/11)
- A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Dallas Theater (6/6)
- Real Notes to Rural Milkmen (6/4)
- A man thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive (6/1)
- How to Install a Home Security System (5/23)
- Pilot And Ground Crew Communications (5/23)
- A Duke was hunting in the forest when he came across a tree (5/14)
- The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges (5/11)
- Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read (5/9)
- I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy ... (5/7)
- Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days (5/2)
- A man is lost in the Sahara desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago ... (4/27)
- Sam went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift home (4/23)
- From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island... (4/23)
- On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the airport... (4/20)
- There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident ... (4/18)
- The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office (4/11)
- A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat (4/6)
- Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives (4/2)
- A farmer was milking his cow... (3/23)
- A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch (3/21)
- Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway ... (3/16)
- At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players ... (3/14)
- A guru was so impressed by the spiritual progress of his disciple that ... (3/12)
- A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation (2/26)
- A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills ... (2/21)
- An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished ... (2/19)
- An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor (2/2)
- After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case ... (1/26)
- A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar ... (1/10)
- A young man was having some money problems... (1/8)
2006
- New Year's Resolutions you can actually keep! (12/29)
- Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad (12/7)
- The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone... (12/4)
- In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing ... (11/27)
- Two aussie guys are walking along a river bank when they come across a group of people... (11/10)
- A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season ... (10/clean_25)
- A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store (10/23)
- Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him (10/16)
- Ways the Bible Would Be Different if Written by College Students... (10/13)
- A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding (10/11)
- A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!" (10/2)
- As the family gathered for a big dinner together ... (9/27)
- A customer at the Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence (9/15)
- Smart Ass Answers ... (9/11)
- There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word... (9/8)
- Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball ... (9/6)
- A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix (8/25)
- The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings ... (8/23)
- School Answering Machine (8/17)
- A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. (7/28)
- Two men walk into a bar. One sits at one end of the bar and the other at the opposite end (7/19)
- On the banks of a river sat three Indian women ... (7/12)
- For people in a hurry, we have compiled this short history of medicine ... (7/12)
- A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge (7/12)
- A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive ... (6/28)
- A priest was being honoured for clean_25 years serving the parish (6/23)
- Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence (6/14)
- We went to the movie the other night. (6/7)
- Money ... It can buy you a House, But not a Home ... (6/5)
- Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began... (6/2)
- A husband and wife were going away for a long weekend. (5/22)
- This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ... (5/19)
- "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ... (5/12)
- A guest of a resort hotel in a tourist area walked in the dining room ... (5/3)
- An old Indian lined up all of his ten sons and stood in front of them (5/1)
- An old man goes to a diner every day for lunch (4/clean_26)
- A guy walks into a bar & approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?" (4/21)
- Australia Department of Health's notice regarding the spread of bird flu (4/14)
- Sam and George owned a store in the outskirts of San Francisco. (4/7)
- Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble (4/3)
- An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American were all captured by a group of cannibals (3/29)
- Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the ingenuity award (3/24)
- American-Australian Relations (3/13)
- The stewards at an outback racetrack had long suspected ... (3/10)
- In a recent survey to a gathered audience, the question was asked... (3/8)
- A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ... (2/13)
- One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley ... (2/1)
- Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day (2/1)
- These people Vote (1/30)
- Getting Married Too Young (1/25)
- A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in her family dairy farm ... (1/18)
- group of American tourists were taking a coach tour through England (1/9)
2005
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- A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. (12/29)
- In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. (12/26)
- An handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry (12/25)
- A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation ... (12/23)
- Off at college, the student has gone through all of his allowance (12/22)
- On their honeymoon the new husband told his bride ... (12/16)
- In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain ... (12/13)
- The Game Warden goes down to conduct a surprise inspection ... (12/12)
- By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. (12/11)
- Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend. (12/11)
- Real quotes from medical records (12/10)
- An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. (11/30)
- An old man was laying on his death bed (11/30)
- Army Vs Navy (11/29)
- A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer ... (11/29)
- Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving (11/21)
- A new business was opening ... (11/18)
- A note from the Queen to Americans regarding the recent election. (11/18)
- A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle ... (11/15)
- An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were using the urinal (11/14)
- Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant . . (11/8)
- A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman ... (11/8)
- It is the year 2000 and Noah lives in the United States (11/7)
- The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident (11/3-4)
- A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor (11/1)
- A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. (10/30)
- A scientist, a chemist, and an engineer were sentenced to die by the guillotine. (10/29)
- Tendjewberrymud 10/29)
- The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. (10/27-28)
- Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes ... (10/24)
- The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." (10/23)
- A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man ... (10/19)
- Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street ... (10/18)
- The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday ... (10/17)
- Three buddies die in a car crash ... (10/16)
- Fred was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his pastor ... (10/16)
- A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers ... (10/16)
- A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted (10/15)
- A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney ... (10/12)
- Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates ... (10/10)
- A cabbie picks up a nun ... (10/10)
- Once there was a Scottish Accountant ... (10/9)
- A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding ... (10/6)
- Six guys were playing poker when O'Malley loses $500 on a single hand (10/5)
- A New York woman was at her East Side hairdresser's ... (9/27)
- Four guys are driving cross-country together ... (9/clean_26)
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip ... (9/25)
- Humorous in-flight safety lectures (9/13)
- When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse ... (9/11)
- A man was telling his co-worker one day ... (9/11)
- The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said (9/7)
- Why did the chicken cross the road? (9/4)
- The burglar was creeping noiselessly through the darkened home ... (9/3)
- Martin had just received his brand new drivers license ... (9/2)
- An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar ... (8/28)
- The southern preacher rose with a red face ... (8/23)
- Engineer's one, err, two liners (8/22)
- This elderly gentleman took his dog to the vet ... (8/18)
- A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane ... (8/12)
- For all you golfers out there (8/7)
- Cold is relative (8/5)
- Three accountants and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference ... (8/1)
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