A bear walks into a bar in
Billings, Montana and sits down.
He bangs on the bar with
his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We
don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming
angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more
forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in
Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you
don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the
end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve
beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and,
as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't
serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
.........You're gonna love this........
The bartender says, "You are now. That was
a barbitchyouate
Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa.
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