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1/31
A lawyer named Mr. Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
A man in his 40's was out driving his BMW at top speed . . .
A Horsie Wife is:
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife . . .
Even more groaner one liners
1/29
Hidden benefits of being old
Why We Love Children
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.
Even more groaner one liners
1/28-29
The Indians asked their Chief if the winter was going to be cold or not.
The day finally arrives: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.
Actual Doctor stories Sometimes the truth is more amusing than fiction
Crossbreeding has brought some new & different canines into being
Groaner one-liners
1/27
A blonde woman named Holly finds herself in dire trouble.
The Letter of Reference we would all like to write
Parents: You have reached the answering machine of your school . . .
New list of new Latin phrases, "ex quo" (from which)
Interesting facts about life in the 1500's part 2
A minister developed quite a reputation for his sermons . . .
1/26
The Blonde and the Snowstorm
Interesting facts about life in the 1500's part 1
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean . . .
A immigrant, who just arrived in this country and could not speak English . . .
Subject: Bush's acceptance speed (first draft)
1/25
Two vampires wanted to go out to eat . . .
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents.
How men and women differ when it comes to dealing with ATM's
Actual Bush Quotes:
1/23-24
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
More Deep thoughts from comedian Steven Wright
At our Seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoth, fortified with Metamucil.
1/21-22
Things Caddies want to say, but never will . . .
Deep thoughts from comedian Steven Wright
Totally useless facts about life in England for you to know.
"The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people," . . .
Five Quick One Liners
1/20
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble.
Blonde secretary's memo to her boss on Y2K Compliance:
What your selection of newspaper say's about you
There once was a successful rancher who died . . .
A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close.
1/19
What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest . . .
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi One . . .
1/18
Latest Update to: If men really did rule the world...
Some common questions about pregnancy:
Stages of a successful life:
More Horse Slang Definitions
I was driving home from work when, out of nowhere, a bird slammed into my windshield.
1/17
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline."
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.
Oath to My Friend
What do you call a guy on the side of the road with his hand up a horses behind?
1/16
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.
Great truths about life that adults have learned
Baby Boomers relate : The '60s vs. the '90s.
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
1/14-15
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
A guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a fellow with a Chihuahua . . .
A women walks into a bank in New York city and asks for a loan.
Nominees for the Chevy Nova Award.
A man walked into a bar and sat down beside a women.
After nearly 15 years in orbit, the 140-ton Russian space station MIR
1/12-13
A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem . . .
Ellie visited a psychic of some local repute.
George Carlinisms - How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Great Truths About Growing Old
The Ballad of George W. - (I think you all know the tune)
1/11
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
Great Web Sites
One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island . . .
A sad day! I don't usually pass on news like this . . .
Congress Passes Americans with No Abilities Act
1/10
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
Welcome to: So You Wouldn't Mind Being A Kosher Millionaire?
Toys around the world
A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot.
Committee to raise a monument of Al Gore.
1/9
The 26-year-old mother stared down at her son who was dying . . .
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants . . .
Four Die-Hard Football Fans football fans go rock climbing one afternoon . . .
Insight full quotes from those we pay millions too
You Might Be a Yankee If . . .
1/7-8
A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random . . .
When you have had one of those days at work, try this:
Your Horses are on Fire!
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today
1/5-6
An old snake goes to see his Doctor.
The Images of Mother
Did you ever wish you could remember Norm's greetings on "Cheers"?
More totally useless facts for you to know
1/4
Beauty of a Woman
The Department of Energy Upgrades its Security at its Weapons Plants . . .
You KNOW you're in California when:
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker are having dinner . . .
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.
1/3
Remember all the warnings this year that this was the real year of Y2K?
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date . . .
Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other . . .
This little old lady was nearly blind and she had three sons
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well it is.
1/2
More test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers
A Women's Random Thoughts
A piece of string goes in to a bar...
The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club.
1/1
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
Notice to all EMS Personnel . . .
The Buffalo theory defense for drinking
A housewife took a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
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