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> Additions in September, 2001
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9/28
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How to make a telemarketer regret calling you . . .
The Meaning of the Pledge of Allegiance
Women think they already know everything . . .
The Kettle . . .
9/26
Why the American Flag Is Folded 12 Times
I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD . . .
A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar.
9/24
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
What I learned in Hebrew School
Taps. It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually creates tears in our eyes.
9/21
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot.
FINAL EXAM - Nuclear power school
World War II produced many heroes.
9/19
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.
More great sayings from Flight Attendants . . .
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
9/17
A group of Florida senior citizens were discussing their ailments.
Letters of recommendation are becoming increasingly unreliable . . .
More celebrity one liners
9/10
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
Different Ways to Say You're Not So Bright ...
Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad . . .
9/7
The wise old Mother Superior was dying.
Three old sisters all lived together.
More church bulletin bloopers
(part 2)
A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
9/5
More church bulletin bloopers
We all know that water is important but . . .
Not so long ago ... An application was for employment . . .
9/3
Mitchell, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track.
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills
Charlie had a massive heart attack and died.
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