Additons to My Little Sister's Jokes forJanuary 2004

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in January, 2004

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	The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides) carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water ... A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up ... The tiresome jury selection process continued ... Finally, the technical explanation all male strive to achieve..... understanding women take 1
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	A good-ole-boy staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies. Some reflections on aging: No wonder the idealists get so discouraged... Why people live in Florida ...
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	The story of Onestone the Indian Brave. Four widow ladies in a retirement home in Florida sitting outside, enjoying the day. The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar ... Honey ... I lost my job today ... Take 6
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	A duke is hunting in a forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he comes upon a tree. A golfer set up his ball on the first tee and hit his ball into a clump of trees ... For all you Philadelphia Eagles fans ... Honey ... I lost my job today ... Take 5
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	The foreman don't want to hire any wise-ass New Yorker so he made up a test ... Test your IQ with the question below: There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush ... You Might Be A Republican If ... Honey ... I lost my job today ... Take 4
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	Martian Air Force Denies UFO Crash A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet ... NASA Photo reveals sings of life on Mars
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	A farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm ... Best t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach in the summer of 2003 One man exclaimed to his friend, "I just had another fight with my wife!" Honey ... I lost my job today ... Take 3
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	One morning after she woke up from sleeping all night, a woman told her husband ... Damned If You Do or Don't Honey ... I lost my job today ... Take 2
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	History Exam for Seniors ... A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him ... Random thoughts on Exercising ... Honey ... I lost my job today ... Take 1
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	'Tis the season for New Year's resolutions, and once again Inside the Beltway ... Sisters of St. Francis house of Prostitution ... Finally, a Sheriff's office that is not afraid of telling the truth ...
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	This year's first entry into the rambling thoughts category ... Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest ...
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	Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. The Pope dies of old age and finds himself at the Gates of Heaven at 0300. What happens when you have ... nothing to do; a sharp knife; a large lime; a patient cat

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