Oct 2001 additions

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in October, 2001


	10/31 <- click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	The Best T-Shirts of Summer, 2001 (Part 1) I had a very special teacher in high school many years ago . . . Three in Favor, One Opposed
	10/29
	Take all American women who are within five years of menopause . . . A Week in the life of a Gardener's Spouse At a hastily called press conference this morning, the Taliban Minister of Emigration . .
	10/24
	A couple was in a accident where the woman's face was severely burned. We'll Fight to the Last 50 + -Year-old! Five terrorists has been operating in the Harlem area. Taliban Singles On-line
	10/22
	Lessons Cowboys have Learned: Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. Actual newspaper headlines.... Many people will walk in and out of your life . . .
	10/19
	A man realizes he needs to buy a hearing aid There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of: Bin Laden one liners . . . Catching yourself on fire because you are a terrorist . . .
	10/17
	A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day Women's keywords and their meaning. Bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India
	10/12
	The Story Behind the Jack-O'-Lantern to America. Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0. The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short tempered lot.
	10/10
	Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees This will put things in perspective ... I am thankful for:
	10/8
	Little Justin was at home doing his Math homework. During taxi, the crew of a US Air departure flight . . .
	10/5
	More Pearls of Wisdom drawn from life experiences A recent letter from a sailor in the Navy to his father . . . A man goes to an exclusive black tie restaurant for dinner.
	10/3
	At 5 I learned our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either. The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile . . . How to strike real fear into the minds of the Taliban
	10/1
	Why the best sources of advice on how to raise teenagers is a veterinarian. How to tell the sex of a fly. Bomb them with butter, bribe them with hope.
	9/28
	How to make a telemarketer regret calling you . . . The Meaning of the Pledge of Allegiance Women think they already know everything . . . The Kettle . . .
	9/26
	Why the American Flag Is Folded 12 Times I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD . . . A guy offers to buy a drink for an attractive young woman seated at a bar.
	9/24
	A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. What I learned in Hebrew School Taps. It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually creates tears in our eyes.
	9/21
	A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. FINAL EXAM - Nuclear power school World War II produced many heroes.
	9/19
	A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. More great sayings from Flight Attendants . . . How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
	9/17
	A group of Florida senior citizens were discussing their ailments. Letters of recommendation are becoming increasingly unreliable . . . More celebrity one liners
	9/10
	Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. Different Ways to Say You're Not So Bright ... Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad . . .
	9/7
	The wise old Mother Superior was dying. Three old sisters all lived together. More church bulletin bloopers (part 2) A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
	9/5
	More church bulletin bloopers We all know that water is important but . . . Not so long ago ... An application was for employment . . .
	9/3
	Mitchell, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track. If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills Charlie had a massive heart attack and died.
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