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> Additions in September, 2003
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9/29
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Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run ...
A guy from Philadelphia dies and is sent to Hell.
Man of The Year ... 2nd Place
9/26
You might be a Blueneck (a northerner - the opposite of a Redneck) if ...
Definitions you may not know:
Things not to say to you Farrier
Man of the Year ... Third Place
9/24
The LAPD, FBI, and CIA were trying to prove who is the best at apprehending criminals.
The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans
We've all been guilty of looking at others their own age and thinking, "I don't look that old!"
An honest Bomb Technician
9/22
25 Things You Should Have Learned by Middle Age ...
A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates ...
Just read the sentence straight through quickly without really thinking about it.
Never give up!
9/17
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you".
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who just got two new dogs.
This Ragged Flag - In memory of Johnny Cash ...
Just Doin' My Job
9/12
You Live in California when...
Farriers' version of "He Said, She Heard"
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much ...
What you always expected . . .
9/10
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
Windows XP New Jersey Edition
Who Said Canadians Don't Have a Sense of Humor? Take 2
9/8
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
Love Through the Eyes of Children
For those who are complaining about how long the war is taking but:
Who Said Canadians Don't Have a Sense of Humor? Take 1
9/5
While attending a marriage seminar on communication ...
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out ...
Quick Eye Exam ... Count the number of F's in the following text ...
This years top cute pet pictures ... take 6 ... "OK dog, make my day ... pee on my catnap plant one more time ..."
9/3
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." - Paul Rodriguez
Lessons we can learn form Geese ...
This years top cute pet pictures ... take 5 ... I swear to god the mouse was this big ...
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